do you ever look at someone attractive and just
i swear if you fuckers bring this back a 3rd time i will personally thrust venus into ur anus
thrust venus into uranus?
“we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl.
suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus.
she is trapped inside her mother’s womb.
the party has begun.
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
(Source: oddcatz)
Wooga wooga wooga
no dumbass its woogidy woogidy woogidy
^lmao
The Hunger Games:
Dedicates half a chapter to legs shaving, kills Finnick in half a sentence.
Isn’t that how life is, though? We can waste countless minutes stressing and focusing our attention on meaningless things while in an infinitesimal fraction of that time a life can be taken.
Whoa girl. Too deep for me.
(Source: petite-ponine)
(Source: winterfel)
